No strokes for this guy. After sandbaggin for 13 years Dave's game has finally matured. How in the hell could one man carry Pete for 18 holes

Dave is the Commissioners favorite roomate and ride (Note the dual meaning). Dave doesn't say much choosing to sit back and take in the sites. He often shakes his head in disbelief over the happenings (or it may be due to an infection from Paul licking his ear at night.

It is rumoured that Dave may be backing out this year. But he has positive proof that you will get your hand broken if you get touchy feely with the Hooter Girls.

Dave just sits back and takes in the sites. You'll never know about this guy. Dave is usually right in the midst of everything, just shaking his head as if to say, "Look at these fuckin idiots".

Part of the Hunter Run Crew Dave has a chance, but you'll never know if he's ahead or behind. His one drawback is that he stays in the condo with Eldridge and the Mexican. If Mersman let's his get any sleep at all he'll be right there.