Special Rules for Stupid Fucks and guys that just dont get it
Rules are named for the stupid fuck that made us write the rule!.
Slade rule
if you shit the bed you are out. Pissing the bed , while discouraged, is permissable.
Shawn Thompson Rule #1
if you miss the morning round, you and your partner a disqualified from competeing in the afternoon round.
Shawn Thompson Rule #2
Shawn is never allowed to invite any one.
Shawn Thompson Rule #3
Shawn must always be in the last group.
Neil rule
Wearing the Official Champions jacket to non-sanctioned events is prohibited and result in a 2 stroke handicap penalty.
Another fuckin Neil rule
This one should go without saying but because some people just don't get it - ANOTHER NEIL RULE. There will be no running around the common areas of your condo WITHOUT ANY FUCKIN CLOTHES ON!!!
How to play a ball Out of Bound
This one has been fucked up more than any rule in history. Here it is.
If you hit your tee shot out of bounds you have 3 choices.
- Drop back in 2 club lengths from where it CROSSED out of bound, not from where it landed out of bounds, hitting 3.
- Drop in the Fairway hitting 4.
- Re tee hittin 3.
Commitment Code
You must commit by the deadline or we will fill that spot. If the spots are filled before a player commits you have 2 choices.
- Find 3 more guys and go play at Lindale.
- Wait til next year.
Pace of Play
Try to keep up with the Group ahead. Since the Crack it open has been eliminated from the schedule this should not be a problem. This rule originally stated that if you couldn't keep up you would be disqualified, but ...
due to excessive whining we dropped that clause.