After seeing his shadow on Tuesday am, or was that his guts coming up all over the tee box. Colin wanted to return to the room. "No way you little fuck!!". What is that, Joe asked. It looks like chunky shrimp says Doug. Looks like the name will stick.

After seeing the photos of Crusty the Clown (Doug) Colin couldn't wait to go. He thinks Dougie may give him and Ice Cream cone. He keeps the ice cream in his pocket. Check it out.

Hot tempered, and likely to blow-up nobody knows where Colin gets that temper. His real Dad (Neil) is such and even keeled guy. Colin vows to never forget the advice that Neil gives to all young men:
1) Stay away from Doug
2) Be a homo because women are evil.