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Mark Merman - Player Profile

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Mark Merman - Player Profile

Mark Merman

The Mexican
USGA Handicap : 22
Baneberry Handicap : 25

QUOTES :
9/11/2001 - In response to Pete's announcement that they had just blown up the World Trade Center, Mers says "Cool! Can you bring me a pack of Camels".
 
Mark makes a yearly stop at adult world to purchase a supply of "I can't believe it's not Body Butter". Whatever he does with it, I don't think we want to see it!

Last years trip (2004) required that Mark ride in the Sanford & son junk truck. Joe Balonybobber loaded up with gently used golf clubs12 cartons of cigarette and one broken down old man. You can email Mark at grady@iRidewithGrady.com

Mark has officially announced his retirement after this year. Beginning in 2004 he will dawn a grass skirt and drive the beer cart for the debacle.

Mark is said to snore in Mexican after a hard day on the links, 24 pack of Bud and 17 shots of Tequilla. He manages to keep his entire condo on edge with his ceiling rumbling.

Marks chances to contend depend on Mr. Jose Cuervo. On the other hand his roommates have no chance.