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Chris "Plow boy" Malott - Player Profile

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Chris "Plow boy" Malott - Player Profile

Chris Malott

Plowboy / Opie
USGA Handicap
: Alot
Baneberry Handicap : 25

The man with many nicknames, Plowboy, Big Cat, Big Left Hander, Opie, Gpie, Big Bopper from Brown County. It looks like we'll be calling him Champ from now to eternity (according to Shawn) the rest of you guys may as well stay home.

Now a 2 time champion (2008), Chris will never see another stroke. Winning under those conditions (Shawn playing with his ass all day) Chris is truley amazing.

2005 Champion Chris held his own with partner Jim Armstrong. He also held Jim's for the first 12 holes (his penis that is).

This profile was dead on Chris could have contended at the 03 Forg with the right partner, making 4 birdies and an eagle on the front nine. Unfortunately, he had the wrong partner(henceforth known as the useless Mother Fucker).

Chris was last years rookie. He refused to carry on the Baneberry tradition of rookies doing a show and singing a song during dinner.

He could be a sleeper pick and get into contention with the right partner. Of course, his confidence is shaken after being beat like a dog (by Mr. Wichard) in match-play last year for the first pick in the Forg. After numerous practice rounds this year his confidence may still be a little shakey. It will be interesting to see if Mr. Gaskins can get into the lead group in match play this year.