Troy is currently residing in Levenworth, Kansas and was unable to attend this year. Instead he decided to stay at home, with all the unattended wives in Amelia, he felt a responsibility to fill in for his missing friends.

Troy is the defending champion, but will be unable to attend this year. He received a gift from Brandy at last years outing, and they haven't found a cure yet.

The only guy on tour that brings extra clubs found in the trash in case he feels a tantrum coming on.

Troy is the only guy in the list that has absolutely no chance. Unless, brother Tom out of the goodness of his heart will loan him 19 cents. Come on Tom.