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Jim Armstrong - Player Profile

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Jim Armstrong - Player Profile

Jim Armstrong

USGA Handicap : 0
Baneberry Handicap : 0

QUOTES :

"Sweeeeet"
 
 The 2005 Champion, Chris Malott carried Jim on his back to victory. Jim limped along with the same handicap as Neil (10 - remember the Stupid Fuckin Neil penalty). Jim was heard to state at the 05 Draft meeting. "I'd rather be a 12 but I'll kick your asses with a 10." Let's see if he can do it with a 2. Check the 06 Handicaps Ledger...

Jim grew up with a close relationship to farm animals. He is extremely comfortable living with the animals of Baneberry. His greatest moment at Baneberry, to date, was a ill advised trip to Seveirville. He got a little too close to Mr. Merman, at which time Merman stated, "That's not my leg".