Jim "The Molester" Malasto - Play Profile
Shoeless Jim the Molester
USGA Handicap :Baneberry Handicap : 18
QUOTES: I can't beleive I took the whole thing.
This fuckin' queer showed up one time, took the Forg and left Neal holding his bag.
Porn boy, showed up one year took the prize and decided enough was enough. He is now dead to us.
In July 2005, Jim called Dougie to beg for his help asking his request to be held in strictest confidence. This dumbass actually beleived the Doug Forg could keep his mouth shut for more than 30 seconds. (Doug called the webmaster with the update the moment he hung up the phone with Jim). At any rate, Shoeless Jim left his shoes in Baneberry in 04, and only 9 month later did he realized they were missing. Loosing your shoes is one thing but getting them back after Shawn has used them for a urinal for 9 months will be the real amusement for this years abortion. Yes Jim your shoes are found, they wreak of piss and YOU WILL WEAR THEM when you defend your title in 05.
The fact that Jim is a friend of Dougie's says it all. Can't be too smart. He claims to be an 18 handicap but he used to live on a golf course, so some of us have serious doubts. Jim will be bunkin with Shawn for the four nights of the debacle and if he likes it they may move in together.
Porn boy, showed up one year took the prize and decided enough was enough. He is now dead to us.
In July 2005, Jim called Dougie to beg for his help asking his request to be held in strictest confidence. This dumbass actually beleived the Doug Forg could keep his mouth shut for more than 30 seconds. (Doug called the webmaster with the update the moment he hung up the phone with Jim). At any rate, Shoeless Jim left his shoes in Baneberry in 04, and only 9 month later did he realized they were missing. Loosing your shoes is one thing but getting them back after Shawn has used them for a urinal for 9 months will be the real amusement for this years abortion. Yes Jim your shoes are found, they wreak of piss and YOU WILL WEAR THEM when you defend your title in 05.
The fact that Jim is a friend of Dougie's says it all. Can't be too smart. He claims to be an 18 handicap but he used to live on a golf course, so some of us have serious doubts. Jim will be bunkin with Shawn for the four nights of the debacle and if he likes it they may move in together.