OUTTA BURNS
USGA Handicap :
Baneberry Handicap : 18

QUOTES: "Found it"

Two time champion, Tom has the golf swing from hell. Only a real athlete could hit a ball with that swing.

Changed his name to PETE for the 2001 Forg Memorial. If you wonder why just ask Pete.

Tom is know to give lessons on Sand play during a round. After a lesson, Mr wichard needed to know, "Is that your wedge or are you just happy to see me?"

Normally mild mannered. Tom has been know to bite his opponent when things get tough. Beginning in Kindergarten when he bit the Principal in the Grocery hole at St Felatios school for Boys.

Burns is the luckiest player on the tour. He's the only guy in Baneberry that can hit a ball 200 yards out and 200 yards outta burns, without fail this ball somehow hits a tree or a house and can be found in the fairway or somewhere nearby. Wow.