The bus ride of 2008 may have been too much for Dan. After, digging a hole on the first tee he had to sit out a couple of holes to come to his senses.

Mild mannered, even keeled, soft spoken - how many ways can we say it. The guy's gay. Man up and cuss once.

Though not an avid Golfer Dan has no fear on this trip. If he can't golf he'll tie a string to his pud (I mean putter) and try to catch a carp. Merman loves carp.