Denied any involvement with the broken door incident of 2008. His first question - "Who broke the fuckin door?". Condo G responds you did you stupid fuck, just blame it on Jeff.

Sleeps is a condo with Doug and Shawn that just about says it all. A true competitor and long ball hitter no condo or human is safe when this guy has a driver in his hand.

Bill is the Commissioners Lackey, he follows Paul around for 2 months prior to lift-off cleaning up all the fuck ups and weeding out the dickheads. (How has he missed Shawn for all these years.)

Baneberry turns this guy into a real animal. His ability to contend is directly proportional to the amount of sleep he gets, not the amount of beer he drinks. This is the only guy that can get out of bed at 8:30, shit, shower, shave, stuff his cooler and down a bloody mary and still make his 8:22 tee time. (For those of you who are alarm clock challenged that's 8 minutes prior to when he actually got up.