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Jerry "Mad dog" Madigan - Player Profile

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Jerry "Mad dog" Madigan - Player Profile

Jerry Madigan

USGA Handicap : 24
Baneberry Handicap : 24

QUOTES :"Skeleton goes into a bar and orders a beer and a mop"
"Mersman drank so much tequila, he was snorin in Mexican"
"Don't blame the fuckin institution"
 
In Response to Jerry's letter to his uncle, President Clinton, Maurice Clarrett will never play in the NFL. By the way, check out that fuckin swing? Who could hit a ball with that?? What an athlete.

Mr. Madigan has been know to deal a severe tongue lashing, at the lounge, to those who defend "Stupid Fucks" and once the yelling is over he has been know to close his eyes and reflect, or pass out?? Don't try to blame the institution when Jerry is around, because, The institution is exactly where he belongs.

Jerry is nuts and should be committed, but he fits in perfectly in Baneberry. His stories are more than a person can endure. His golf game sucks but that's not why Jerry comes. Jerry goes to Baneberry because the Boys there will actually listen to his bullshit and he can crack on Shawn without Shawn even knowing.

Can Jerry contend at Baneberry, in a word NO.