The time champion, he may win this thing until he is too old to go. Sorry Chris.

Just get rid of the fuckin mullet. Queer bastard!!

Shawns competitive edge may be off this year, with his broken thumb. His injury is a result of swatting flys away from his cornhole.

Lock your door at night when this guy's around. There is nothing that we could put on this page that would do Shawn justice. The only thing to say is Shawn is Shawn. Can he contend? yes. Will he? probably not. Shawn is a past champion but ...
HE's FUCKED UP.

Remember Shawn's win was tainted by the fact that he slept in for the morning round, while the other contenders were slugging it out in the trenches. Shawn has a rule named for him now and will be the final Forg winner to miss the morning round. The Shawn Thompson rule.

The highlight of Shawn's Baneberry career is breaking the window out of the club house on the ninth hole with a Sand Wedge.