What the New Meat should Do.
Former Rookie of the year - Heywood U. Blowme. (1998).
How should rookies prepare
500 Toe Touches Daily 1 Mile Jogging with your pants around your ankles 100 Sit-ups (Mouth open) Noticing a theme here ??
Rules established Prior to 2001
1) If you shit in your bed you are out! (Pissing in the bed is permitted.)
2) If you sleep through the morning round you can not compete in the Forg. (Shawn Rule)
3) If you wear the Official Champions Jacket to a non-sanctioned event you have to blow Paul and you loose 5 stokes on your handicap. (Stupid fuckin Neil Rule)
What should Rookies Pack
Fudge and ... 1 Jar of Peanut Butter (non-crunchy) 1 string of glass beads 1 vibrating butt plug 1 Oversized driver (Vaseline optional) Lipstick Enough beer for your sleeping partners Shawn Thompson look alike clothing Baseball Bat (once again vaseline optional)