Current Baneberry Bus Driver, just don't let him near the piss bucket.

An enlarged brain is Marks only problem, it causes a severe imbalance when he tries to reach out of a moving cart to pick up golf balls. His oversized brain has been know to topple Mark over, causing him to fall face first into the layup area of hole number 3. It is rumored that his brain is large due to swelling from an earlier labotomy. No need to worry about any left over steak with this guy around.

Mark is an avid player at the local putt-putt, although he doesn't realize that a driver is not required on that course. Marks favorite word at Baneberry is FORE. A true alchoholic Mr. Wichard will have a realistic chance to win the Forg this year if he can stay healthy. NOT !!!

Mark is also know to leave his solid gold putter on the course in the spot where he last pissed, usually next to his ball in the bushes.

WHATS IN THE BAG
Patty Berg 3-9 wood.
Taylor Made 1 Wood
Pilfered Bullet Putter from the Local Putt Putt.