Bob Smith - Player Profile
Bob Smith
Chicken
USGA Handicap : 42
Baneberry Handicap : 24
QUOTES:
"He's no doctor, he's a dope dealer."
2007 Forg Memorial Champion, Bob's back is still sore from carrying Paul's sorry ass all over White Pines. You're Great!!
A Rookie this year Bob could be a sleeper, if he stays in the bed on the morning of the Forg. Bob, a last minute addition is replacing Troy, He's drinks too much and He's a terrible golfer - Perfect for Baneberry.
Bob, though handicapped (he's missing this ring finger, from an incident with his zipper), will give it his all, hopefully Shawn won't be in the room when he does. He enjoys a simple life, he eats when he's hungry, sleeps when he's tired, works when he's broke and drinks the rest of the time.
Chicken had a Kodak moment at the 2004 fiasco, when joining his foursome for some practive holes on Sunday afternoon he decided to take a short nap on the 10th Tee. Face first into the turf. Nice job!
A Rookie this year Bob could be a sleeper, if he stays in the bed on the morning of the Forg. Bob, a last minute addition is replacing Troy, He's drinks too much and He's a terrible golfer - Perfect for Baneberry.
Bob, though handicapped (he's missing this ring finger, from an incident with his zipper), will give it his all, hopefully Shawn won't be in the room when he does. He enjoys a simple life, he eats when he's hungry, sleeps when he's tired, works when he's broke and drinks the rest of the time.
Chicken had a Kodak moment at the 2004 fiasco, when joining his foursome for some practive holes on Sunday afternoon he decided to take a short nap on the 10th Tee. Face first into the turf. Nice job!