"Admiring his only friend"

No one will ever forgive Jeff for his part in the 2008 demolition of Condo G. Acting as a human bulldozer he decided to crush the bathroom door to bits in an attempt to see Tommy's penis.

Now that Jeff is no longer a rookie, his nickname will be changed to Sandbaggin Mother Fucker. This profile could not have been further from fact. Why ? No one knows but the Commish really fucked this handicap up.

Jeff typically shoots in the low the high 120's. 36 just isn't enough for this guy. Jeff is the unfortunate rookie of the year. Unfortunate, because he's the only rookie. Jeff has assured us that he will be ready with song and dance at the Forg award ceremony. He will also act as MARKER BOUY in Troy's absence. Jeff will surely drop his pencil once or twice. You sure got a pretty butt, boy.

Jeff has absolutely no chance to contend, unless he chooses Mr. Eldridge or Mr. Baxter in which case he still has no chance, neither do they.