Putter in hand! Crusty the clown. Where did you get that outfit? Doug approached 4 children on 13, to which the Dad responded, "Get the hell out of here before I call the cops."

Doug is one of 2 men to piss himself on the Golf Course. In an attempt to hide his work he held Jeff's face in front of his crotch for the last 13 holes.

If there had been a Bill Baxter look alike contest this man would be the winner hands down. Doug shaved his head for the 2003 debacle, revealing a small hole atop his head. When he buttons his collar restraining the foreskin he looks just like a penis

Doug is a previous champion at the Forg. He enjoys the nightlife of Baneberry which consists of beers at the bar and scouting the golf course in his underwear. At least he wears underwear.

Doug looks forward to this trip so that he and Shawn can skinny (Ha) dip in the Baneberry pool late at night. Climbing the fence to the pool, even though the gate is unlocked. This thought makes me sick.