Paul is rumoured to be wearing a heart monitor for the 2009 trip. Doesn't a person need a heart to monitor?

Paul's only real friend is in his hand (see photo).

After inflicting the stiffest of Penalties on last years champion, Paul has developed an extreme case of the CLAP and will require large doses of PENISillin prior to launch.

Paul is the watch dog for the RULES OF GOLF, he protects the game with his undying dedication. Paul is fairly easy going unless you eat his cheeze waffles which he brings for prizes or wear his clothes, in these cases he can be a real prick.

This guy sports an 11 USGA handicap (Yea Right). He should be a 6 but thats what happens when you are the Commisioner. He will be in contention, but will find a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Paul is struggling with shanks, tops, pop-ups and you name it he's got it. This photo depicts Paul, as usual, with his dick in his hand. (Photo by Doug Forg)