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Neil Kamphaus III - Player Profile

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Neil Kamphaus III - Player Profile

Looks like Shawn and Joe a getting ready to fuck him.

Neil Kamphaus III

Junior (N III)
USGA Handicap
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Baneberry Handicap : 18

QUOTES:

UPDATE
Now with 3 kid's we know he's done. Fuckin idiot. By the way they are all named Neil.

Now with 2 kid's and a milk route, I think Jr. is done

Mama say Jr. can't go this year, but maybe next year if he keeps his room clean and keep his weiner in his pants.

Neil's wife will call about day 2 and he will be going home early. She'll pack up the children and drive 300 miles to takes him home.

Another rookie, nobody knows or cares. If this guy make the trip at all it will be one of the miracles of this years trip. For most of The Boys of Baneberry, PW is Pitching Wedge, for Neil III it takes on an entirely different meaning. By the way don't call Neil, Neil Jr. because he's actually Neil Kamphaus MCXXIIVI. The Kamphaus family tree is very confusing.